Life 101

Experience is a great teacher, especially when it’s someone else’s. These examples were submitted to

"When trying to compliment your girlfriend, tell her that she is prettier than her sister, not that her sister is uglier than she is."

"Never name a goldfish after your child, or his younger brother might go to school and tell his teacher that Eric died."

"When a coworker calls to say she’s going to be late because she ‘has to wait for the paramedics,’ don’t respond, ‘Okay. Have fun!’"

"When your boyfriend is rehearsing for a play, don’t tell your roommate that he is ‘upstairs doing lines.’"