Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

A Penny Saved...

A penny saved is a penny that will sit around in a jar for five years. @Keatingthomas

How Many Tech-Support People...

Q: How many tech-support folks does it take to change a light-bulb? A: We have a light-bulb…

How Many Economists...

Q: How many economists does it take to change a light-bulb? A: None. If the light-bulb…

How Many Teenagers...

Q: How many 16-year-olds does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Whatever.

How Many Telemarketers...

Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do…

Redneck Movie Quotes

Famous film quotes get the 
redneck treatment: • “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” •…

Tech-No-Limits

Can a 3-D printer make ink 
cartridges for a 2-D printer? Comedian Joe Mande

The Other Mortal Coils

I told the kids I never want to 
live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids…

Names For Groups You Never Knew

A pride of lions, a gaggle of geese … and here’s how we might classify these groups: • A…

Iced to Eat You

Happy One-year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer! @SCbchbum