Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Children For Sale

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough. “I think I’m going to…

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Click Here for History

Historic headlines reimagined for a social media–obsessed audience: •1912: 6 Titanic…

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Candied Scams

Where are all the Sour Patch parents? —Comedian Bo Burnham

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My Favorite Joke: Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette, the chatty half of the magic duo Penn & Teller, shared with us his favorite…

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Did You Hear About the New E-reader?

Did you hear about the new e-reader? Reader’s Digest and 
Amazon created software that will…

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Add Word, Ruin Movie

It doesn’t take much to ruin a film. Sometimes all you have to do is add a word to the title…

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Non-Belieber

“You’ve had three hairstyles. What’s next for your career?” —Zach Galifianakis to…

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A Man Walks Into a Barbershop...

A man walks into a barbershop and asks, “How much for a haircut?” “Twelve dollars,” says…

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Why Do We Tell Actors...

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.

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Why Aren't Dogs...

Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers? A: Because they have two left feet!