Funny Jokes

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Quip To Complete Purchase

I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient, until one day the 
receptionist…

Killing Time Online

The only people who don’t click Skip on ads before YouTube videos are people who died during that…

Every Marriage Needs A Spin Doctor

My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my 
advantage. I take that as a…

Bored Elon Musk

The parody Twitter account 
@boredElonMusk figured that if 
Musk could cofound PayPal and also…

That's What I Call 'Force Quit'

I’m thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with…

Control Freak

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"

The Airborne Obnoxious Event

“Ohhh, bless you … Bless you … Riiiight. Because you’re special air.”     —A burp to…

The Only Qualification...

The only qualification for working at an airline is making 
a confused face at a…

King Soloman Jr.

We were reading The Wisdom of King Solomon in my Sunday school class. An illustration showed King…