Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Redneck Movie Quotes

Famous film quotes get the 
redneck treatment: • “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” •…


Can a 3-D printer make ink 
cartridges for a 2-D printer? Comedian Joe Mande

The Other Mortal Coils

I told the kids I never want to 
live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids…

Names For Groups You Never Knew

A pride of lions, a gaggle of geese … and here’s how we might classify these groups: • A…

Iced to Eat You

Happy One-year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer! @SCbchbum

Wax On, Mouth Off

Karate: the ancient Japanese art of getting people to buy lots of belts. Comedian Myq Kaplan

The End Is Nigh-er Than You Thought

A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road holding up 
a sign that reads “The end…

The Perpetual Pizza Pun-Off

A Military lab has developed a pizza that boasts a shelf life of three years without being frozen…

I Never Feel More...

I never feel more privileged 
than when I get angry about a website design. Comedian Kelly…

Before LinkedIn...

Before LinkedIn, I didn’t know any strangers. @Joshmalina