Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Prepare for Takeoff

Did you know a bird is the only animal that you can throw and you’d be helping it? Comedian…

Heading Off Criticism

Think the comments on Internet posts are tough? See what happened when the Washington Post asked…

A Road Racket

We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting. “He’ll be deaf before he’s…

Projecting Happiness

One hard thing to explain to teens is how legitimately exciting it used to be when someone would…

G-d Hates B.S.

Before beginning the service, our pastor read aloud a note he’d been handed moments earlier…

"You Need a Shorter Password."

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. “It’s taped under the…

A Thanksgiving Problem

When I trace a turkey, it comes out looking exactly like my hand. @ConanOBrien

Who's the Real Turkey?

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have 
in common? They know what…

More Idiotic Job Applicant Blunders

We’ve been over this before: 
Stupid doesn’t play well on job interviews. Hiring managers…

Virginal Word Choice

The topic of my student’s essay was the importance of trust, camaraderie, and toughness among…