Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Silly Teacher

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with i. Millie: I is … Teacher: No, Millie…

In the Stomach

A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been…

Odd Package

An officer in my unit in Iraq was on the phone with his mom. She asked if there was anything he…

Army Girl

"Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army."…

3 Resume Killers

Looking for a job? Try to avoid these résumé bombs, collected from bemused hiring…

Lost the Keys

I was cleaning a hotel room when the previous occupant came in, looking for her husband's keys. We…

Bible Bafflement

My friend opened a ministry, using a snippet from the Bible as the name. But he soon regretted his…

4 Silly Tour Guide Questions

Think it's easy being a tour guide? VisitBritain, a travel bureau, has compiled these tourist…

Extra Supervision

When hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks applicants what sort of…

Unusual Beauty Contestant

An e-mail from our school principal: "The Miss BHS Beauty Pageant has been moved to Friday…