Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Uninsured

This report from an agent landed on my desk in the auto claims division of our insurance company:…

A Beautiful Friendship

I was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday night. On Friday afternoon he called and said that…

Climate Change

According to a news story, if global warming continues, in 20 years the only chance we'll have to…

Discount Shopping

Q: Where does a one-armed man shop? A: At a secondhand store.

Get the Hook!

What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here … all weak!

Price of Life

When a rich businessman began to choke on a fish bone at a restaurant, a doctor seated at a nearby…

15 Funny Football Jokes

Read these 15 football jokes in preparation for Super Bowl Sunday.

Spare Change Date

Football finally makes sense. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had…

Zip It!

My mother taught for 11 years at a day-care center. One winter afternoon she was trying to show a…

17 Political Jokes

On January 20, 2009, we watch as President Barack Obama takes the oath of office. We’ve rounded…