Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Status Update

A customer walked into our insurance office looking for a quote. But first I had to lead her…

Aiming to Please

Sign on a loan company door: "No Smoking, No Soliciting, No Public Restrooms." Sign on…

Dumb Luck

Flummoxed by his true-false final exam, a student decides to toss a coin up in the air. Heads means…

Congratulations!

When my coworker Donsa was promoted, we decided to celebrate. Her boss called the baker and ordered…

Misery Loves Company

A fellow salesperson, an animal lover, was suddenly overcome by allergies at one of our company…

Long Detour

When I phoned my employee to find out why she hadn't come to the office, I expected to hear a sob…

Fresh Flowers

There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there's me. One…

Limb by Limb

While lopping branches off a tree in his yard, my warrant officer lacerated his leg with a chain…

Helpful Suggestion

It was a busy lunch hour, made longer by one of my customers who couldn't make up his mind about…

Learning to Drive

Every morning, I do a mad dash to drop off my son Tyler at day care so I can get to work on time…