Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Don't Drink the Water

Seen on the bathroom door of an upscale spa: "Caution! Toilets flushed with reclaimed water…

Peace in the Middle East

We were discussing the Middle East when my friend asked about the Kurds. "They want their own…

Cleaning Up

Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned…

Hi-Def

Our salesman at the electronics store was pitching a high-definition television. A fellow shopper…

It's a Toss-Up

A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them. After one too…

New Car Wash

My niece was thrilled to hear that a new car wash was opening up in her neighborhood."How…

Concerned Owner

The 6 a.m. regulars at the dog run are, not surprisingly, a pet-oriented group. Recently John…

Smart Pills

Feeling listless, I bought some expensive "brain-stimulating" pills at the health food…

What's the Baby on Our June Cover Thinking?

Check out the cover of Reader's Digest and tell us!

Like a Rolling Stone

At my ten-year-old's request, I loaded my Rolling Stones tunes onto his iPod. "I had no idea…