Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

No Problem?

One diagnostic-imaging center claims that its high-tech medical procedures are second to none. The…

Car Troubles

A customer brought her car into our Saturn dealership complaining of rattling noises. Later, the…

Friendly Reminder

During my first meeting with my physically challenged students, I assured them that most people are…

Retired

When my ex-Marine father-in-law was at my house, our six-year-old neighbor came by to play with my…

Respite

During his fourth week of basic training, my grandson was able to make a brief phone call to me. He…

Top 10 Jokes in America

The September issue of Reader's Digest revealed the funniest joke in the U.S. as voted on by you!…

Marriage and Weight

How come married women are heavier than single women? A single woman goes home, sees what's in the…

Good Answer

A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Where…

Guilty

‘Where is everybody?" the cowpoke asks. "They've all gone to see Brown Paper Pete…

Apology Accepted

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it…