Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Long Departure

Approaching a GI who had just arrived in South Vietnam, I asked him how long he expected to be…

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Losing Limbs

The gladiator was having a rough day in the arena—his opponent had sliced off both of his…

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Loud Interruptions

A friend of mine was enjoying his new car's powerful sound system by driving along with the volume…

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Missing the Groom

Nancy was Catholic, but her fiancé, Chris, was not. Since my friends were planning to be…

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Missing the S

Shortly after my son started college, the president of the university had an assembly for the new…

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Mixed up Nursery Rhyme

Learning to use a voice-recognition computer program, I was excited about the prospect of finally…

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New Promotion

My husband, Daniel, had been promoted to a newly created position. He was eager to find out what…

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Not Possible

I purchased a new desktop-publishing program that surprised me by containing a…

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Not What You Think

Stuck in rush-hour traffic, I couldn't help but stare when a burly biker wearing black leather…

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Obvious Facts

During the latter stages of my pregnancy, I brought a cushion to work to make my chair more…