Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Self Serve

My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor's for an appointment. The…

Good References

A teller at our credit union was assisting a member with a loan application. "Do you have…

Easy Requirements

After months of fruitless searching, I ran across a job in the want ads that I knew I was qualified…

Feared Meeting

I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous client, and I was dreading it. The…

Resume Classics

What's the finest example of fiction today? The résumé. Here are some classics sent…

Brains

I'd contacted a butcher to get sheep brains for a lecture in my neuroanatomy class and said I'd be…

Looking for Space

I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I…

A Great Weight-Loss Tip

The biggest loser at my weight-loss club was an elderly woman. "How'd you do it?" we…

Beware of Dog

This ad in the Bozeman Daily Chronicle was obviously directed toward pet lovers only: "Free to…

All Possible Outcomes

At the dentist's office for oral surgery, I was handed a couple of forms to fill out. As I signed…