Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Brains

I'd contacted a butcher to get sheep brains for a lecture in my neuroanatomy class and said I'd be…

Looking for Space

I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I…

A Great Weight-Loss Tip

The biggest loser at my weight-loss club was an elderly woman. "How'd you do it?" we…

Beware of Dog

This ad in the Bozeman Daily Chronicle was obviously directed toward pet lovers only: "Free to…

All Possible Outcomes

At the dentist's office for oral surgery, I was handed a couple of forms to fill out. As I signed…

Ach Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Ach.Ach who?Bless you!

Alpaca Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

Amos Who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!

Boo Who?

Knock! Knock!BooBoo who?It's me, why are you crying?

Cash Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Cash.Cash who?I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!