Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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I love making clothes for my five-year-old granddaughter. And she, in turn, always seems happy to…

Taking It With You

Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. "I want to…

Looking Good

Even at age 88, my mother was vain about her looks. At a party, an old friend exclaimed…

Innocent Question

Up on the screen at our local multiplex, the star whispered to his female costar, "I want you…

Safe Haven

Safe Haven Small Animal Hospital 24 Hour Veterinary Service Bill Mosley, DVM 200 E. Norway…

Apples and Pineapples

After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name…

Parking Permit

As I pulled into a crowded parking lot, I asked the cop standing there, "Is it all right to…

Twitter "Twivia" Contest Rules

Official rules for the "Twivia" on Twitter.com contest.

It's All Relative

En route to Atlanta, my stepfather spotted some mules by the side of the road…

Slightly Off

One of our projects at military leadership school called for us to speak in front of the class on a…