Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Cow Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?CowCow who?Cow's don't "who" they "MOO"

Ketchup Who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there?Ketchup.Ketchup who?Ketchup with me, and I'll tell you!

Robin Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Robin.Robin who?Robin' you! So hand over your money!

Sam and Janet Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet evening.

Save the Polar Bears

During a trip to the zoo, we saw a sign posted next to the empty polar bear exhibit stating that…

Wevill Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there..! WevillWevill who?We will we will Rock you.

Great Writers

A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My…

Listening Skills

"Guess what?" yelled my high schooler as he burst through the door. "I got a 100 on…

Fate

When a lonely frog consults a fortune-teller, he's told not to worry. "You are going to meet a…

Late for Work

Johnson, who always shows up for work on time, comes in an hour late, his face scratched and…