Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Time Difference

Try as I might, I just couldn't get in sync with my insurance customer. When I asked if he lived in…

A Tough Sell

Fact: We salesmen believe we can sell anything. But my confidence was put to the test recently in a…

Healing the Sick

A guy suffering from a miserable cold begs his doctor for relief. The doctor prescribes pills. But…

Silly Reads

Looking for a good read? Try one of these real books: The Twinkies Cookbook: An Inventive…

Talk Like a Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the…

Ode to Eli Whitney

Eli Whitney invented a machine That cotton growers thought was mighty keen. Drinking too much at…

Translation

Q: How do you say "Michael Phelps" in Chinese? A: Ka Ching.

The Best Jokes of 2008

See the best Military, Work and Life jokes of 2008 as seen in Reader's Digest magazine.

Unclean

Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine husband called home one evening to…

They're Always Right

A sign outside a Bradenton, Florida, restaurant didn’t mince words: "Closed, Thanks to…