Funny Jokes

My son, age 13, was sick in bed with bronchitis, and although he showed some general improvement…

During the mortgage closing on our summer house, my wife and I were asked to sign documents…

Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O'Hare airport in Chicago. Along with hotel…

Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get myself a fresh…

Sign above the scale in a Mission Hills, Calif., doctor's office: "Pretend it's your I.Q."

Doctors are used to getting calls at any hour. One night a man phoned, waking me up. "I'm…

I'm a police officer and occasionally park my cruiser in residential areas to watch for speeders…

Nothing seems to dim my 13-year-old son's sense of humor. And he's certainly not above being the…

Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the kids we had to leave "right…

My wife and I run a small restaurant where we often name our specials after our…