Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Location

I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said…

Moving On

When our school librarian announced she was changing schools, my fellow teacher asked a student…

Evaluation

I input a junior manager's self-evaluation, which said in part, "I have been on the job for…

Subject to Replacement

Proofreading an instruction manual for a hospital ventilator, I did a double take when I came…

Going to the Zoo

A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighborhood and takes it to the police station. The desk…

The Secret to Success

The pastor decides to use one rich parishioner to set an example. "John," he says…

Second Marriage

'If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks. "Well," says the…

Expensive Night Out

Harry can't figure out what to get his girlfriend for her birthday. "Oh," she says…

Honest Questions

Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when one says to the other, "What do you think about…

Good Seats

Looking down the stairs at a football game, a fan spots an open seat on the 50-yard line. He asks…