Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Down the Drain

Owning a 401(k) plan is a good idea—unless you worked for WorldCom. Much of its stock has…

Strong Message

I dialed a wrong number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but I…

Online Fees

After we got broadband Internet, my husband decided to start paying bills online. This worked…

Noise Makers

Friends and I were chatting over dinner in a restaurant. A man at the next table told his cell…

No Scent

A phone company representative called to ask if I was interested in caller ID. Since I'm blind, I…

Not Getting It

After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover she no…

Not to be Used

The brave new memo about the company's revised travel policy read as follows: We were no longer…

The Other Room

I'm a deputy sheriff and was parked near a motel, running radar checks, when a man approached my…

Closer Than Ever

One Saturday night my boss and her family came to our house to play cards. As they were driving…

Joking Around

One night, telephone solicitors kept interrupting our supper. When the phone rang yet again, my…