Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Understanding the Terminology

Sitting in the first row of coach class during a lengthy flight, my wife and I were able to hear a…

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Unwanted Call

Telephone solicitors are one of my father's pet peeves. He is especially annoyed by those who offer…

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White Lie

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother…

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Wrong Announcement

I work at a department store where every night at closing time one of our customer-service…

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Wrong Connector

The fur began to fly when my fellow airplane passengers learned there was a chance they might miss…

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Wrong Conversation

During a visit to the ladies' room, my friend Addy heard the woman in the next stall suddenly ask…

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Wrong Date

One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with…

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A Bell of Time

A friend of mine, a professional organist, was asked to play for a wedding. Unfamiliar with the…

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Accepting Money

The phone rings at the synagogue office. "Hello, is this Rabbi Schwartz?" The caller…

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Achy Bones

My friend John came into French class one Monday with a pillow that he placed on his seat. Over the…