Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Not Getting It

After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover she no…

Not to be Used

The brave new memo about the company's revised travel policy read as follows: We were no longer…

The Other Room

I'm a deputy sheriff and was parked near a motel, running radar checks, when a man approached my…

Closer Than Ever

One Saturday night my boss and her family came to our house to play cards. As they were driving…

Joking Around

One night, telephone solicitors kept interrupting our supper. When the phone rang yet again, my…

Tell Us a Joke Contest Winner

The verdict is in! We asked readers to call our "Tell Us a Joke Contest" telephone…

Following the Instructions

I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the…

Royal Attire

Q: Where does a king keep his armies?A: In his sleevies!

Duck in a Bar

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"? The…

Cold Water Washing

John went to visit his old grandfather in a secluded area of Georgia. After chatting all night…