Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Ach Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Ach.Ach who?Bless you!

Alpaca Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

Amos Who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!

Boo Who?

Knock! Knock!BooBoo who?It's me, why are you crying?

Cash Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Cash.Cash who?I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!

Cow Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?CowCow who?Cow's don't "who" they "MOO"

Ketchup Who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there?Ketchup.Ketchup who?Ketchup with me, and I'll tell you!

Robin Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Robin.Robin who?Robin' you! So hand over your money!

Sam and Janet Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet evening.

Save the Polar Bears

During a trip to the zoo, we saw a sign posted next to the empty polar bear exhibit stating that…