Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Waiting Patiently

Service in the restaurant was abysmally slow. My husband was starting to flip out, so I tried to…

A Classic Custodian

After inflating the playground balls, our school custodian, a classical music fanatic, had an odd…

Big Mistake

Shortly after I had my car repaired, the mechanic who fixed it asked me to bring it back. I watched…

Language Barrier

Problems with my laptop required calling the dreaded company help line. The service rep, based in…

Hypothetical Hollywood

My wife and I were having a very hypothetical discussion: In the unlikely event that Hollywood made…

Hidden Spot

Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress—only he kept his in…

No Cup Needed

One crazy day in our pediatric clinic saw me hand a young patient a urine sample container and tell…

Feeling Very Dumb

Spanish never came easily to my sister. Still, she did her best to communicate with the…

Out of It

When I overheard one of my cashiers tell a customer, "We haven't had it for a while, and I…

Old and Feeling Great

A nurse friend of mine took a 104-year-old patient for a walk in the hospital corridor. When she…