Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Computer Pickup

My boyfriend and I met online and we’d been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my…

Slim Pickings

It is so rare to be offered a meal on airlines these days that I was surprised to hear the flight…

The Telephone Call

I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. "If you can answer one question," a…

Unlucky

One cold night my furnace died, so I went to my parents' house. In the morning, a neighbor called…

Knowing Too Much

After our parents retired, they moved from a busy city in Rhode Island to a small town in Maine. We…

Numb Mouth

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told…

Rare Phone Call

My mother, a master of guilt trips, showed me a photo of herself waiting by a phone that never…

Down the Drain

Owning a 401(k) plan is a good idea—unless you worked for WorldCom. Much of its stock has…

Strong Message

I dialed a wrong number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but I…

Online Fees

After we got broadband Internet, my husband decided to start paying bills online. This worked…