Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Congratulations!

When my coworker Donsa was promoted, we decided to celebrate. Her boss called the baker and ordered…

Misery Loves Company

A fellow salesperson, an animal lover, was suddenly overcome by allergies at one of our company…

Long Detour

When I phoned my employee to find out why she hadn't come to the office, I expected to hear a sob…

Fresh Flowers

There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there's me. One…

Limb by Limb

While lopping branches off a tree in his yard, my warrant officer lacerated his leg with a chain…

Helpful Suggestion

It was a busy lunch hour, made longer by one of my customers who couldn't make up his mind about…

Learning to Drive

Every morning, I do a mad dash to drop off my son Tyler at day care so I can get to work on time…

Job Requirements

What's the one good thing about being unemployed? Reading the want ads. Wanted: Lifeguard. Must…

English Professor

A harried man runs into his physician's office. "Doctor! Doctor! My wife's in labor! But she…

Gary LeVox of Rascal Flatt's Favorite Joke

John is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother's house for a visit. There's a bowl of…