Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Hypothetical Hollywood

My wife and I were having a very hypothetical discussion: In the unlikely event that Hollywood made…

Hidden Spot

Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress—only he kept his in…

No Cup Needed

One crazy day in our pediatric clinic saw me hand a young patient a urine sample container and tell…

Feeling Very Dumb

Spanish never came easily to my sister. Still, she did her best to communicate with the…

Out of It

When I overheard one of my cashiers tell a customer, "We haven't had it for a while, and I…

Old and Feeling Great

A nurse friend of mine took a 104-year-old patient for a walk in the hospital corridor. When she…

Delivering Some Notice

Freelance newspaper writers don't get nearly as much attention as writers with regular bylines. So…

Weight Issues

Sixteen years is a long time. That's how far the photo of my husband—looking slim and fit in…

Automatically Inappropriate

Most businesses like that our credit card machines automatically print "Thank you, please come…

Being a Good Sport

Halfway through dinner one night, our friend Jim told us of his days playing football in college as…