Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Smartest States

My friend was flabbergasted. She'd read that in a recent survey, our home state of California was…

A Crazy Test

Visiting the psych ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a…

Bad Day

First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the last straw…

Doggie Bowl

I was shopping in the pet section of my local supermarket when I overheard a woman singing the…

Bad Transmissions

Marine Corps pilots and aircraft maintenance technicians have a special bond. So I was unfazed when…

On Closer Inspection...

Officer candidate school at Fort Sill, Oklahoma, was tough. During an inspection, a fellow soldier…

Schmooze or Lose

In Hong Kong on business, my friend Rocky was in a cab, and the driver pointed to some Asians on…

Generation Gap

Her class assignment was to interview an "old person" about his life, so my niece asked…

Say It With Flowers

On the first day of our marriage retreat, the instructor talked about the importance of knowing…

Hold the Mayo

Hygiene is in the eye of the beholder, I've decided. One lunchtime I watched the woman in the…