Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Crazy Stories for Skipping Work

We know you'd never do it, but some people concoct crazy stories for skipping work. Here are a few…

Street Name

Before the shopper could pay for her groceries with a personal check, I needed her address…

Status Update

A customer walked into our insurance office looking for a quote. But first I had to lead her…

Aiming to Please

Sign on a loan company door: "No Smoking, No Soliciting, No Public Restrooms." Sign on…

Dumb Luck

Flummoxed by his true-false final exam, a student decides to toss a coin up in the air. Heads means…

Congratulations!

When my coworker Donsa was promoted, we decided to celebrate. Her boss called the baker and ordered…

Misery Loves Company

A fellow salesperson, an animal lover, was suddenly overcome by allergies at one of our company…

Long Detour

When I phoned my employee to find out why she hadn't come to the office, I expected to hear a sob…

Fresh Flowers

There are women whose thoughtful husbands buy them flowers for no reason. And then there's me. One…

Limb by Limb

While lopping branches off a tree in his yard, my warrant officer lacerated his leg with a chain…