Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Bug Killer

For the second consecutive year, a Council Bluffs, Iowa, man listed his occupation as "hired…

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Car Follower

On a curvy mountain highway late one night, my dad was complaining about the car behind us…

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Catching a Ride

To my friend's astonishment, a police car pulled up to her house and her elderly grand-father got…

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Change in Weather

News that her third child was going to be a girl thrilled my cousin, who already had two boys…

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Cheap Buyer

A man entered a shop in Jacksonville, Florida, picked up a suitcase and fled with it. The manager…

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Chess

We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and the bishop…

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Child Talk

In honor of Memorial Day, the teacher I worked with read the Constitution to her third-grade class…

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Classic Feelings

As a Catholic, I'm partial to Notre Dame football. As a former Michigan resident, though, I also…

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Cutting Carbs

The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites…

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Cutting the Habit

If someone is addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers, can he quit cold turkey?