Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Feared Meeting

I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous client, and I was dreading it. The…

Resume Classics

What's the finest example of fiction today? The résumé. Here are some classics sent…

Brains

I'd contacted a butcher to get sheep brains for a lecture in my neuroanatomy class and said I'd be…

Looking for Space

I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I…

A Great Weight-Loss Tip

The biggest loser at my weight-loss club was an elderly woman. "How'd you do it?" we…

Beware of Dog

This ad in the Bozeman Daily Chronicle was obviously directed toward pet lovers only: "Free to…

All Possible Outcomes

At the dentist's office for oral surgery, I was handed a couple of forms to fill out. As I signed…

Ach Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Ach.Ach who?Bless you!

Alpaca Who?

Knock! Knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

Amos Who?

Knock! Knock! Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!