Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Cutting the Habit

If someone is addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers, can he quit cold turkey?    

Dead or Alive

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church…

Deadly Catch

Our regimental sergeant major was well known for his abuse of the English language, and we all…

Different Meanings

One night when I dropped in at the police station on my news beat, a large, efficient-looking woman…

Dress Up

A doctor died and went to heaven, where he found a long line at St. Peter's gate. As was his…

Drinking Catchers

A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing…

Dumb Blonde

The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you…

Empty Nesting

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question…

Faking Sick

As a state trooper, I hear many excuses by those caught speeding. Once, the driver ran back to my…

Falling Into Water

The Presbyterians were convening in Scotland. After a couple of days of sitting on hard pews, a…