Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Giving Away Your Age

How not to become a member of senior management: During a meeting, our bosses held a contest to…

Active Pursuits

I'm bald--well, balding. I like to say "balding" because it sounds more productive. And I…

A Unique Home

I took a real estate client to a handyman special. The place was great, and we couldn't understand…

To the Point

An ad in the (Rock Hill, South Carolina) Herald: "A-1 Adams Bail Agency. When you have more…

Coincidence?

After a day full of accidents and mistakes, my coworker had had it. "Why," she cried out…

By the Foot

A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just moved out of her parents' home and needed…

Time Difference

Try as I might, I just couldn't get in sync with my insurance customer. When I asked if he lived in…

A Tough Sell

Fact: We salesmen believe we can sell anything. But my confidence was put to the test recently in a…

Healing the Sick

A guy suffering from a miserable cold begs his doctor for relief. The doctor prescribes pills. But…

Silly Reads

Looking for a good read? Try one of these real books: The Twinkies Cookbook: An Inventive…