Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Sad Dwarf

A man was having a bad day and happened to rear-end the vehicle in front of him. Out jumped a…

Can of Peaches

An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of…

Dinner Table Gaffe

A couple invited some people to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their…

At the Bar

Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you have to supply your own.  

Dirty Work

Although desperate to find work, I passed on a job I found on an employment website. It was for a…

Stylish Numbers

Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight?A. "Nice belt!"  

The Bell Ringer

Quasimodo, the hunchback bell-ringer of Notre Dame, was ready to retire. He put an ad in the…

Bathing in Milk

A woman buys many gallons of milk from the milkman one day. "Why do you need so much…

Bonus Points

The day before exams, four college roommates decided to stay up late drinking. Needless to say…

Problem Solver

When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the…