Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Cutting the Habit

If someone is addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers, can he quit cold turkey?    

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Dead or Alive

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church…

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Deadly Catch

Our regimental sergeant major was well known for his abuse of the English language, and we all…

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Different Meanings

One night when I dropped in at the police station on my news beat, a large, efficient-looking woman…

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Dress Up

A doctor died and went to heaven, where he found a long line at St. Peter's gate. As was his…

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Drinking Catchers

A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing…

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Dumb Blonde

The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you…

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Empty Nesting

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question…

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Faking Sick

As a state trooper, I hear many excuses by those caught speeding. Once, the driver ran back to my…

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Falling Into Water

The Presbyterians were convening in Scotland. After a couple of days of sitting on hard pews, a…