Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Coincidence?

After a day full of accidents and mistakes, my coworker had had it. "Why," she cried out…

By the Foot

A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just moved out of her parents' home and needed…

Time Difference

Try as I might, I just couldn't get in sync with my insurance customer. When I asked if he lived in…

A Tough Sell

Fact: We salesmen believe we can sell anything. But my confidence was put to the test recently in a…

Healing the Sick

A guy suffering from a miserable cold begs his doctor for relief. The doctor prescribes pills. But…

Silly Reads

Looking for a good read? Try one of these real books: The Twinkies Cookbook: An Inventive…

Talk Like a Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the…

Ode to Eli Whitney

Eli Whitney invented a machine That cotton growers thought was mighty keen. Drinking too much at…

Translation

Q: How do you say "Michael Phelps" in Chinese? A: Ka Ching.

The Best Jokes of 2008

See the best Military, Work and Life jokes of 2008 as seen in Reader's Digest magazine.