Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

ID, Please!

A woman walked into our copy shop to pick up a large order. While there, she asked me to make a…

Counting the Days

A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always be heard…

Music To My Ears

I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, my…

Crash Landing

As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this…

Bug Attack

Heading down the interstate,  our car passed through a huge swarm of gnats so dense that their…

Doggy Love

Whenever my family leaves the house, our Shetland sheepdog's animal instincts start to kick in.He…

Smartest States

My friend was flabbergasted. She'd read that in a recent survey, our home state of California was…

A Crazy Test

Visiting the psych ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a…

Bad Day

First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the last straw…

Doggie Bowl

I was shopping in the pet section of my local supermarket when I overheard a woman singing the…