Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Silly Reads

Looking for a good read? Try one of these real books: The Twinkies Cookbook: An Inventive…

Talk Like a Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, "What's with the…

Ode to Eli Whitney

Eli Whitney invented a machine That cotton growers thought was mighty keen. Drinking too much at…

Translation

Q: How do you say "Michael Phelps" in Chinese? A: Ka Ching.

The Best Jokes of 2008

See the best Military, Work and Life jokes of 2008 as seen in Reader's Digest magazine.

Unclean

Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine husband called home one evening to…

They're Always Right

A sign outside a Bradenton, Florida, restaurant didn’t mince words: "Closed, Thanks to…

Job Perks

"'That's a great place to work!" shouted my 16-year-old brother after coming home from…

By the Seasons

When the patient was wheeled into the emergency room, I could tell he was out of it. I asked if he…

Fresh Is Best

My cousin, a teacher, asked her young students, "Why should you never accept candy from…