Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Fate

When a lonely frog consults a fortune-teller, he's told not to worry. "You are going to meet a…

Late for Work

Johnson, who always shows up for work on time, comes in an hour late, his face scratched and…

Final Farewell

Following a funeral service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out of the church when they…

Among the Living

Interviewing a college applicant, the dean of admissions asks, "If you could have a…

Good for Ants

A garden center customer picks up a container of insecticide and asks the salesperson, "Is…

Ridiculous Town Name

Two American tourists are driving through Wales. They decide to stop for a bite to eat in the…

Silly Teacher

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with i. Millie: I is … Teacher: No, Millie…

In the Stomach

A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been…

Odd Package

An officer in my unit in Iraq was on the phone with his mom. She asked if there was anything he…

Army Girl

"Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army."…