Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Getting the Real Thing

When a thief snatched a chain necklace a friend of mine was wearing, she grabbed at his collar…

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Getting What you Want

Slogan for a now out-of-business restaurant in Carmel, California: "Karma Café. We…

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Giving Directions

The preacher, arriving in a small town to be guest speaker at a local church, wanted to mail a…

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Going Unnoticed

Sharma, my cousin, was telling me about an evening service at the church we've both attended for…

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Golf Lover

The funeral directors of the mortuary where I am a receptionist were asked by a grieving family if…

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Good for Some, Bad for Others

My sister's dog had been deaf and blind for years. When she started to suffer painful tumors, it…

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Good Money

A preacher was asking for contributions to the church's program to buy food for the needy. The town…

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Guilty as Charged

In Fort Worth, Texas, I was hauled before the judge for driving with expired license plates. The…

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Halloween Costume

My six-year-old son was excited about his Halloween costume. "I'm going to be the Pope,"…

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Hard to Pass

A man is pulled over by a police officer for a broken headlight. The cop looks in the car and sees…