Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Drinking Catchers

A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing…

Dumb Blonde

The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you…

Empty Nesting

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question…

Faking Sick

As a state trooper, I hear many excuses by those caught speeding. Once, the driver ran back to my…

Falling Into Water

The Presbyterians were convening in Scotland. After a couple of days of sitting on hard pews, a…

False Advertising

A computer salesman dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells the salesman that…

Familiar Faces

Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as…

Fast Drivers

A state trooper pulled us over for speeding on a deserted road in southern Utah. The road was…

Faulty Safe

On a billboard ad for a safe company:"If your stuff is stolen, it's not our vault."

First in Line

An attorney I know once drafted wills for an elderly husband and wife who had been somewhat…