Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Drinking Catchers

A sign on Washington's Route 8, featuring an illustration of a police car with lights flashing…

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Dumb Blonde

The sentence in the Thanksgiving edition of my church bulletin intended to say "Thank you…

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Empty Nesting

At an ecumenical round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question…

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Faking Sick

As a state trooper, I hear many excuses by those caught speeding. Once, the driver ran back to my…

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Falling Into Water

The Presbyterians were convening in Scotland. After a couple of days of sitting on hard pews, a…

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False Advertising

A computer salesman dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells the salesman that…

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Familiar Faces

Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as…

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Fast Drivers

A state trooper pulled us over for speeding on a deserted road in southern Utah. The road was…

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Faulty Safe

On a billboard ad for a safe company:"If your stuff is stolen, it's not our vault."

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First in Line

An attorney I know once drafted wills for an elderly husband and wife who had been somewhat…