Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Honesty is the Best Policy

For the past year or so, my husband has helped count the collection money after church. One Sunday…

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Hot Water

Do you know how to make holy water? You take some regular water and you boil the hell out of it…

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In Hiding

A distinguished minister and two elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that…

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Independence

Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and…

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Keeping Secrets

Doug was leaving church after Christmas services when Father McCarthy took him aside…

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Lie Test

Sign in an Atlanta police station: "In God we trust—others we polygraph."

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Light Reading

Most of my English literature classmates thought reading Melville's Billy Budd would be an easy…

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Losing Players

One Sunday I asked our pastor to announce that the church softball team had won its league…

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Love Report

A young man I know, who recently became law clerk to a prominent New Jersey judge, was asked to…

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Mailing Commandments

When Travis Wolfe was the editor of religious news for the Chattanooga, Tennessee, Times, he would…