Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Paying Attention

When a nosy fourth-grade student wanted the scoop on what another teacher and I were discussing in…

Always Be Prepared

Seen on a marquee outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in…

Grandmother Approved

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still…

Feline Friendly

A woman walked into my aunt's animal shelter wanting to have her cat and six kittens spayed and…

Painless Procedure?

Prior to his biopsy, a patient confessed to a fellow nurse just how nervous he was. "Don't…

Ever Wonder...

Ever wonder who the genius is who decided to put fire hydrants in all the good parking spots?

Point of Service

At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished…

Crazy Stories for Skipping Work

We know you'd never do it, but some people concoct crazy stories for skipping work. Here are a few…

Street Name

Before the shopper could pay for her groceries with a personal check, I needed her address…

Status Update

A customer walked into our insurance office looking for a quote. But first I had to lead her…