Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

At the Bar

Do you serve ladies at this bar? No, sir, you have to supply your own.  

Dirty Work

Although desperate to find work, I passed on a job I found on an employment website. It was for a…

Stylish Numbers

Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight?A. "Nice belt!"  

The Bell Ringer

Quasimodo, the hunchback bell-ringer of Notre Dame, was ready to retire. He put an ad in the…

Bathing in Milk

A woman buys many gallons of milk from the milkman one day. "Why do you need so much…

Bonus Points

The day before exams, four college roommates decided to stay up late drinking. Needless to say…

Problem Solver

When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked my friend Dan if he would share the…

ID, Please!

A woman walked into our copy shop to pick up a large order. While there, she asked me to make a…

Counting the Days

A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always be heard…

Music To My Ears

I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra, my…