Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Drinking Water

My wife and I were having lunch at a fashionable eatery in Annapolis when we noticed what looked…

Eating Out

I was teaching a life-skills class to my high school students one day, and we were discussing the…

Face Full of Makeup

I got stuck in a traffic jam while commuting into Los Angeles one day. The woman in the SUV in…

Fire Training

When employees of the restaurant where I work attended a fire-safety seminar, we watched a fire…

Following Directions

A friend of ours was puzzled with the odd messages left on his answering machine. Day after day…

Going Overboard

When I bought my new Lexus Sport Coupe, my two sons asked me who would inherit it if I met my…

Helping Out

Our high school has lots of spirit, but that didn't help the football team, who had yet to win a…

Hiding Spot

Luke, our venturesome 14-month-old son, was at my mother-in-law's house. He was playing with her…

Hiding the Presents

I had finished my Christmas shopping early and had wrapped all the presents. Having two curious…

High Dive

When my daughter was little, we took a vacation to Florida. Seated on the airplane near the wing, I…