Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Occupied

My wife and I arrived late to a crowded religious convention where there was standing room only. We…

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One for Every Room

One Sunday our priest announced he was passing out miniature crosses made of palm leaves. "Put…

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Path to a Great Car

My husband and sons and I had stopped to take in a spectacular sunset and were on our way back to…

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Paying For It

When a friend received a traffic ticket, he promptly sent the policeman an orchid. Asked why, he…

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Perfect Answer

You are driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and see three people waiting…

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Personal Storage

In December at our church, we collect frozen turkeys from generous parishioners, and I drive the…

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Pucker Up

Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with…

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Put Together

Jake, Johnny, and Billy died and went to heaven. "Welcome," St. Peter said. "You'll…

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Reading the Signs

A motorist was driving in the country when he came upon a priest and a rabbi standing on the…

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Refusing a Bet

I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on…