Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Running Away

Moses was walking down the street when he bumped into George W. Bush. "Hello," Bush said…

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Saying Grace

Walking through the forest, an atheist hears a rustling in the bushes. Turning, he sees a massive…

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Seating Sections

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their…

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Sharing Things

The newly appointed priest was being briefed by the housekeeper on problems in the rectory that…

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Shoeless

Shortly after my husband passed away, one of my daughter's Jewish friends approached her with a…

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Showing a Different Side

A human-resources director found herself at the Pearly Gates. "We've never had a…

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Showing up Late

My first pastoral ministry was as an assistant pastor to youth at a large church in the…

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Slow and Steady

There were only two people in line ahead of me at the electronics store, yet the wait was dragging…

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Smart Bird

My high-school basketball team was scheduled to play in the district tournament, and when we got…

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Someone Special

A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and…