Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Wrong Hospital

Sitting on a bus just days after undergoing surgery at New England Baptist Hospital in Boston, my…

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Asking for Help

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl…

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Caught Again

A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer. "May I see your…

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Even Steven

A group of prospective jurors was asked by the judge whether any of them felt they had ever been…

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Giving it Away

On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was driving at a reasonable speed. But the flashing blue…

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Legal Trouble

Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in New York City. When the bill…

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Repercussions

While I was serving as a juror, I chanced to share the elevator one morning with a visiting judge…

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Squealing Evidence

Phil was driving down a country road late one night when he felt a big thud. He got out of the car…

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A Walk in the Woods

One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my newborn daughter, chatting to her about the scenery…

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Bad Job

As a judge, I was sentencing criminal defendants when I saw a vaguely familiar face. I reviewed his…