Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Running Out of Water

A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. "It's all those years of…

Running the Show

I am a deputy sheriff assigned to courthouse security. As part of my job, I explain court…

Salad Dressings

My doctor friend moved his family to a small town in Montana. An Italian American raised in…

Same Amount

On my way to a picnic, I stopped at a fast food place to order a quart of potato salad. "We…

Saying the Right Side

Four students walked in halfway through the American history test my father was giving at the local…

Security Questions

It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter…

Seeing is Believing

My father and I belong to the religion of Sikhism. We both wear the traditional turban and often…

Slow Travelers

Driving through New Jersey on Interstate 80 en route from Pennsylvania to New York, I came upon a…

Smart Eyes

A first-grader came to the ophthalmology office where I work to have his vision checked. He sat…

Surprising Visit

Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I…