Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Telling the Truth

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand and hand these days. I wasn't surprised when…

The Right Language

Calling for information about one of my credit cards, I got the following recorded prompt:…

Too Much Television

One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered for story…

Tooth Ache

Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too."…

Tough Questions

Driving with my two young boys to a funeral, I tried to prepare them by talking about burial and…

Trial and Error

PULL. If that doesn't work, PUSH. If that doesn't work, we're closed. Come again.   

Type of Cow

A livestock truck overturned in my town, and the accident made the local news. The young reporter…

Unable to Drive

After booking my 90-year-old mother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go…

Unwanted Return

Noted at the bottom of a receipt for funeral arrangements: "Thank you. Please come…

VCR Skills

While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than (>) and a…