Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Jimmy Fallon on ISIS

The Pentagon announced that its fight against ISIS will be called Operation Inherent Resolve. They…

Landmarks and Spacemarks

While on maneuvers in the 
Mojave Desert, our convoy got lost, forcing our lieutenant to radio…

Baby's First Army Roll Call

During that first roll call in the Army, I waited in dread as the sergeant got to my name:…

Kids Say: Concert Edition

After my three-year-old begged and begged, I gave in and 
let her attend a concert with her older…

The Egg Corn Game

A few years back, a woman wanted 
to use the word acorns. What 
she wrote instead was egg…

Bad Things to Tell Your Wife

A commercial boasted that its product could help people live 
pain-free in their golden…

Watch Your Sodium

I’m at the age where I can’t take anything with a grain of salt. Submitted by comedian Matt…

Lying in Bed

I was cuddling with my girlfriend, and she said, “I love lying here with you.” “I once…

Flash Drive Failure

I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it…

What Febreze Really Means

Febreze air fresheners: for people who are like, “Cover a smell instead of cleaning it? Yes…