Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

"Oh, and It Doesn't Have Arms or Legs."

A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. “Can…

Start With a 5K...

One of our interns asked 
another if she was planning to sign up for the company’s…

IT’S CLASSIFIED

Just because the items in these classified ads are free doesn’t mean they’re worth it: •…

Seen on an Online Forum:

“I hate audio correct.” Aaron Fernando, 
Richmond Hill, New York

Planedemonium

The first time my mother flew, she was a nervous wreck. During takeoff, the roar from the engines…

For My Next Impression...

I’m now in high school, so when I ran into my third-grade teacher, I doubted she would remember…

Malapropisms on Twitter

“Time heals all wombs.” “The seizure salad … is so good.” “I have no clue why…

Believe Me, I Would if I Could.

My three-year-old sat in the bathroom with me, watching as I 
removed my dentures and brushed…

The Scale of The Situation

We were stocking up on 
green beans at the farmers’ market when we asked the young girl…

Department of Manic Voices

The DMV was as crowded and noisy as ever. When I finally got to the 
window, I asked the clerk…