Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Chicken Strips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? A: To get to the same side.

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Solve for XX

Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? A: Because you should never drink and derive.

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The Engineer, the Physicist, and the Mathematician

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and…

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Infinitely Many Mathematicians...

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second…

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Law of Diminishing Returns

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

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What do You Call a Line...

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A: a receding hare-line.

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Scrooge, Junior Grade

Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be…

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I Don't Say "Hey" Pro Bono

A lawyer e-mailed a client: “Dear Jennifer: Thought I saw you on the street the other day…

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New From the China National Tourism Administration...

The China National Tourism Administration has created tips for its citizens when traveling abroad…

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"Brought to You by the Division of Vague Announcements"

Heard over the plant’s paging 
system: “Will John Porter please 
return to where you were…