Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Air Force Handles Way Weirder than "Maverick"

In Top Gun, Tom Cruise’s call sign was the very apt Maverick. In real life, Air Force pilots’…

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Don't Knock the Weather.

Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine tenths of the people…

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Electricity is Really Just...

Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin

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It's Been Raining so Much in LA that...

It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking…

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If I'm on the Course and Lightning Starts...

If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let…

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Why Does Moisture Destroy...

Why does moisture destroy leather? When it’s raining, cows don’t go up to the farmhouse…

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My Food's Food

"There must be a mistake: you've accidentally given me the food my food eats." —Ron Swanson, when…

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Jokes Every Vegan Should Know

What do you call a dumb carnivore? A meathead.   How many carnivores does it take to…

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Did You Hear About the Vegan Devil...

Did you hear about the vegan devil worshiper? He sold his soul to seitan.

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Why Does Vegan Cheese Taste...

Q: Why does vegan cheese taste bad? A: It hasn’t been tested on mice.