Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Chicken Strips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? A: To get to the same side.

Solve for XX

Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? A: Because you should never drink and derive.

The Engineer, the Physicist, and the Mathematician

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and…

Infinitely Many Mathematicians...

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second…

Law of Diminishing Returns

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

What do You Call a Line...

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A: a receding hare-line.

Scrooge, Junior Grade

Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be…

I Don't Say "Hey" Pro Bono

A lawyer e-mailed a client: “Dear Jennifer: Thought I saw you on the street the other day…

New From the China National Tourism Administration...

The China National Tourism Administration has created tips for its citizens when traveling abroad…

"Brought to You by the Division of Vague Announcements"

Heard over the plant’s paging 
system: “Will John Porter please 
return to where you were…