Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

A Late Graduation

At the age of 55, I finally got 
my bachelor’s degree and set out to 
become a substitute…

Confessions of a Military Wife

My husband is infantry, and 
he said the most wonderful things 
to convince me to marry…

Sky's the Limit

Humankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there. Source: propilots.org

An Army of None

We were an Air Force family, but our son could not grasp that 
fact. Anytime someone asked what…

Winter Punderland

As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot…

Does That Come in Super-Size?

A friend was ordering her meal at a drive-through when she noticed she could get a side dish…

No—I Prefer to Push

Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car’s tires had been stolen. When the police officer…

Sharknado Truthers

Scene: A secondhand movie 
exchange ... Me: Do you have the DVD of 
Sharknado? Clerk: Is…

Dad Jokes from Granddad

None of my grandsons share my corny sense of humor. When the family is eating lasagna, I say…

This Classified ad Speaks Volumes:

“Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair; also two single beds.” Matthew Cole, Plant…