Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

For My Next Impression...

I’m now in high school, so when I ran into my third-grade teacher, I doubted she would remember…

Malapropisms on Twitter

“Time heals all wombs.” “The seizure salad … is so good.” “I have no clue why…

Believe Me, I Would if I Could.

My three-year-old sat in the bathroom with me, watching as I 
removed my dentures and brushed…

The Scale of The Situation

We were stocking up on 
green beans at the farmers’ market when we asked the young girl…

Department of Manic Voices

The DMV was as crowded and noisy as ever. When I finally got to the 
window, I asked the clerk…

That's Not How it Works, Dad.

Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the bedroom decked out in a suit and tie, he wanted to…

I Owe My Life to Justin Bieber...

... I was in a coma for two years, until a nurse played one of 
his songs on the radio in my…

Back To The Cleaners

My biggest problem with time travel is: How many days would you pack for? @JoshGondelman

Grammar Kills

The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice 
willing to work long, hard hours…

Metal Bands For Kids

Unlocking The Truth, a heavy metal band made up of eighth 
graders, recently signed a $1.7…