Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

No—I Prefer to Push

Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car’s tires had been stolen. When the police officer…

Sharknado Truthers

Scene: A secondhand movie 
exchange ... Me: Do you have the DVD of 
Sharknado? Clerk: Is…

Dad Jokes from Granddad

None of my grandsons share my corny sense of humor. When the family is eating lasagna, I say…

This Classified ad Speaks Volumes:

“Wanted to buy: playpen, cradle, high chair; also two single beds.” Matthew Cole, Plant…

Let Minnow

My husband and I were relaxing on lounge chairs on a Jamaica beach, half listening to a couple…

Casting a Spell

Can’t believe the National Spelling Bee ended in a tye. @MattGoldich

Common Ground

The Olympics remind us that no matter what country we may be from, we all look dumb using an iPad…

...And Your Little Blog, Too!

What if the whole ice-bucket challenge is just a long game to bring down the Wicked Witch of the…

Say it With Your Pants

Boy, what a bad guy that guy is, that Vladimir Putin. Obama is really getting tough with him. Now…

You Get What You Pay For

Dollar Tree bought Family Dollar for about $8 billion. It would have been $10 billion, but Family…