Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Colonoscopy Small Talk

Colonoscopies are important medical procedures that have saved lives. And yet they’re as popular…

What's Your Definition of "Woman"?

Request from a client: “For the ad, use a stock photo of a woman or a person.” Source:…

Weirdest Craigslist Post Ever?

Looking for a job? Here’s one posted on Craigslist: “$40K a Year to Attend Harvard…

An Unflattering Introduction

“Meet my coworker, the Boy Who Cried ASAP.” From meetingboy.com

Is Your Boss This Dumb?

While taking stock of our 
products, I read aloud the final 
numbers to my boss. As he entered…

Jimmy Fallon on ISIS

The Pentagon announced that its fight against ISIS will be called Operation Inherent Resolve. They…

Landmarks and Spacemarks

While on maneuvers in the 
Mojave Desert, our convoy got lost, forcing our lieutenant to radio…

Baby's First Army Roll Call

During that first roll call in the Army, I waited in dread as the sergeant got to my name:…

Kids Say: Concert Edition

After my three-year-old begged and begged, I gave in and 
let her attend a concert with her older…

The Egg Corn Game

A few years back, a woman wanted 
to use the word acorns. What 
she wrote instead was egg…