Reader Digest Version Global

Funny Jokes

12%
What Doesn't Kill Ya...

Nobody wants a pain reliever that’s anything less than extra-strength: “Give me the…

75%
The Claustrophobic Astronaut

Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed some space.—Contributed by…

67%
The Heavy Cartoonist

Did you hear the one about the 400-pound cartoonist? He was overdrawn.—Contributed by James…

50%
The Unemployed Knife-Sharpener

Did you hear the one about the knife-sharpener who quit his job? He couldn't stand the daily…

45%
The Mime Who Shopped

Did you hear the one about the mime who went shopping? He only bought…

80%
The Allergic Convict

Did you hear the one about the convict who had an allergy? He broke out.—Contributed by James…

75%
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

33%
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

25%
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

50%
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle