Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Hungover at Sea

It was sheer brilliance. The ship’s operations officer entered 
the messdeck, his eyes bleary…

Letters to Soldiers from Children

Students are great about 
sending our troops letters, and the troops love ’em. You can see…

What Mommies Have

As he got his diaper changed, Daniel looked down and said, 
“I have a wee-wee. Daddy has 
a…

Snappy Answers from Little Kids

After catching her five-year-old son Lucas trying to pull a fast one, his mother demanded, “Do…

The Perks of Being Round

During a Pilates class, our thin teacher apologized to one of her larger students for blocking her…

A Gift From the Funeral Parlor

During a visit with my grandmother, my husband noticed a birthday card from a local funeral…

Hotel Time-Travel

A hotel minibar allows you to 
see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in…

"What Key Did I Sing in?"

After an impromptu song, our pastor asked the church pianist, “What key did I sing that…

Maggie Smith on Annoying People

There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s…

A Teenage Dream

My 11-year-old grandson spent 
a beautiful Saturday playing video games. His older sister tried…