Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Waste

Thanks to my daughter, I have become thoroughly sensitized to environmental issues. Recently I…

Wishful Thinking

My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than…

Wrapping Your Own Gift

On the afternoon of Administrative Professionals Day, my co-worker and I finally found the time to…

Wrong Kids

One night about 10 p.m., I answered the phone and heard, "Dad, we want to stay out late. Is…

Wrong Message

A teller at the bank where I work noticed that a drive-in customer was writing something on one of…

Young Hairstyle

I was having lunch with my daughter Rachel, who's three, at our local mall and was feeling…

Young Man

Visiting his parents' retirement village in Florida, my middle-aged friend, Tim, went for a swim in…

A Long Wait

Heard on my cable company's answering machine: "We realize you are still holding. Please do…

Adopted Watchers

Tiffany adopts two dogs, and she names them Rolex and Timex. "Where'd you come up with those…

Advertising in the Wrong Places

My father is a skilled CPA who is not great at self-promotion. So when an advertising salesman…