Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Trial and Error

PULL. If that doesn't work, PUSH. If that doesn't work, we're closed. Come again.   

Type of Cow

A livestock truck overturned in my town, and the accident made the local news. The young reporter…

Unable to Drive

After booking my 90-year-old mother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go…

Unwanted Return

Noted at the bottom of a receipt for funeral arrangements: "Thank you. Please come…

VCR Skills

While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than (>) and a…

Waste

Thanks to my daughter, I have become thoroughly sensitized to environmental issues. Recently I…

Wishful Thinking

My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than…

Wrapping Your Own Gift

On the afternoon of Administrative Professionals Day, my co-worker and I finally found the time to…

Wrong Kids

One night about 10 p.m., I answered the phone and heard, "Dad, we want to stay out late. Is…

Wrong Message

A teller at the bank where I work noticed that a drive-in customer was writing something on one of…