Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Always Silent

If you arrest a mime, do you still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?   

Answering the Question

As a 911 dispatcher, I speak to people in various states of panic. One day, a woman called saying…

Bad Grades

Parents are justifiably upset when their children don't get into the college of their choice. As an…

Bad Music

I was delighted to discover that I could play compact discs in the new computer my company had…

Bar Order

Three vampires walk into a bar. "What can I get ya?" asks the bartender…

Beeping Problems

My wife's car horn began to beep in cold weather and would only stop when she disconnected it. So…

Bird Lover

Coincidences were flying when a man was arrested and charged with stealing a bird feeder from…

Book Search

Searching in my library for two books by communications expert Deborah Tannen turned into an Abbott…

Broken Cookware

While on vacation, my wife and I stopped for lunch at a diner. We sat at the counter, right next to…

Broken Machine

Our copier was on the fritz so I put a note on it: "Service has been called." When the…