Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Red Light

I had just pulled over someone for driving under the influence when another car pulled up behind…

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Religious Squirrels

Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church…

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Running Errands

I work for a security company that transports cash, and part of my job is to work with police if a…

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Scared Dog

A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff’s department canine division. One evening, the…

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Scared Dog

My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a…

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Scared of Insects

One day while we were doing yard work, my nine-year-old daughter found a baby snake, and I…

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Self-Poison

Snake 1: Are we poisonous? Snake 2: I don’t know. Why? Snake 1: I just bit my lip…

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Sent Again

Our friend, a lawyer, was defending a man accused of sending obscene literature through the mail…

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Sleeping Position

As I was walking through a variety store, I stopped at the pet department to look at some…

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Status Objects

Dad's pager beeped, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward…