Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Wrong Kids

One night about 10 p.m., I answered the phone and heard, "Dad, we want to stay out late. Is…

Wrong Message

A teller at the bank where I work noticed that a drive-in customer was writing something on one of…

Young Hairstyle

I was having lunch with my daughter Rachel, who's three, at our local mall and was feeling…

Young Man

Visiting his parents' retirement village in Florida, my middle-aged friend, Tim, went for a swim in…

A Long Wait

Heard on my cable company's answering machine: "We realize you are still holding. Please do…

Adopted Watchers

Tiffany adopts two dogs, and she names them Rolex and Timex. "Where'd you come up with those…

Advertising in the Wrong Places

My father is a skilled CPA who is not great at self-promotion. So when an advertising salesman…

Always Silent

If you arrest a mime, do you still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?   

Answering the Question

As a 911 dispatcher, I speak to people in various states of panic. One day, a woman called saying…

Bad Grades

Parents are justifiably upset when their children don't get into the college of their choice. As an…