Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Long Departure

Approaching a GI who had just arrived in South Vietnam, I asked him how long he expected to be…

Losing Limbs

The gladiator was having a rough day in the arena—his opponent had sliced off both of his…

Loud Interruptions

A friend of mine was enjoying his new car's powerful sound system by driving along with the volume…

Missing the Groom

Nancy was Catholic, but her fiancé, Chris, was not. Since my friends were planning to be…

Missing the S

Shortly after my son started college, the president of the university had an assembly for the new…

Mixed up Nursery Rhyme

Learning to use a voice-recognition computer program, I was excited about the prospect of finally…

New Promotion

My husband, Daniel, had been promoted to a newly created position. He was eager to find out what…

Not Possible

I purchased a new desktop-publishing program that surprised me by containing a…

Not What You Think

Stuck in rush-hour traffic, I couldn't help but stare when a burly biker wearing black leather…

Obvious Facts

During the latter stages of my pregnancy, I brought a cushion to work to make my chair more…