Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Already Pregnant

To confirm her suspicions, my sister needed to purchase a pregnancy test. Since I was going to the…

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Always Right

My granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. Since…

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Animal Talk

A veterinarian sent one of his employees to get a flat tire repaired in the tire store that I own…

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Asking for Assistance

A couple we know were in Lamaze class, where they had an activity requiring the husband to wear a…

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Astrology

When one of my patients came to me complaining of ear trouble, I looked around for the appropriate…

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Baby on the Way

My husband met me at the doctor's office for my routine checkup, and from there we decided to go…

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Based on Water

After being at sea in the Persian Gulf for 90 straight days, I went to the squadron command master…

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Beautiful Sight

I was bending over to wipe up a spill on the kitchen floor when my wife walked into the room behind…

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Big Boy

When my wife was about to have our first baby, we brought a tape recorder to the delivery ward to…

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Bookworm

Having helped prepare the annual budget for my unit of the Seventh Army Special Troops in…