Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Technology Problems

Bill Gates and the president of General Motors were having lunch. Gates boasted of the innovations…

Tell-All Sign

Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and…

The Salesman

What do you call a Far Eastern monk who sells reincarnations? A used karma dealer.   

Traveling Tie

Overheard: "Yesterday I got my tie stuck in the fax machine. Next thing I knew, I was in Los…

Understanding the Terminology

Sitting in the first row of coach class during a lengthy flight, my wife and I were able to hear a…

Unwanted Call

Telephone solicitors are one of my father's pet peeves. He is especially annoyed by those who offer…

White Lie

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother…

Wrong Announcement

I work at a department store where every night at closing time one of our customer-service…

Wrong Connector

The fur began to fly when my fellow airplane passengers learned there was a chance they might miss…

Wrong Conversation

During a visit to the ladies' room, my friend Addy heard the woman in the next stall suddenly ask…