Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

0%
Clueless

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often turns to me for advice. Recently I was in…

0%
Clumsy Dancer

While dancing at a party, I tripped and stubbed my toe. Days later, my toe swollen and purple, I…

0%
Constant Congestion

A customer walked into my pharmacy asking for a particular nasal spray. "You know, that brand…

0%
Cooking Instructions

According to the Internet: The inscription on the metal bands used by the U. S. Department of the…

75%
Cool Family

I discussed peer pressure and cigarettes with my 12-year-old daughter. Having struggled for years…

0%
Coughing Section

When I walked into a small café in rural Minnesota, I had no trouble distinguishing the…

0%
Crabby Department

The clinic where I work promoted a co-worker to head the payroll department, or Payment Management…

0%
Criminal Thinking

To our shock and horror, my sister-in-law and I realized we had each been married nearly 50 years…

0%
Dangerous Driver

One day at the office of the orthopedic specialist I work for, we had to make arrangements for an…

0%
Dangerous Weapons Permitted

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard…