Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Wrong Date

One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with…

A Bell of Time

A friend of mine, a professional organist, was asked to play for a wedding. Unfamiliar with the…

Accepting Money

The phone rings at the synagogue office. "Hello, is this Rabbi Schwartz?" The caller…

Achy Bones

My friend John came into French class one Monday with a pillow that he placed on his seat. Over the…

Added to the Paper

As part of his talk at a banquet, our minister told some jokes and a few funny stories. Since he…

Afternoon Loving

When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It…

Always a Winner

Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded guy were playing golf. On the first tee, Moses shanked his ball…

An Animal Situation

Not long after I resigned as pastor of a small community church, the phone rang. "Is the…

Arriving Late

One Sunday morning my sister Liz was surprised to receive a phone call from her minister. He…

As Good as New

As the golfer approached the first tee, a hazardous hole with a green surrounded by water, he…