Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Unwanted Call

Telephone solicitors are one of my father's pet peeves. He is especially annoyed by those who offer…

White Lie

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother…

Wrong Announcement

I work at a department store where every night at closing time one of our customer-service…

Wrong Connector

The fur began to fly when my fellow airplane passengers learned there was a chance they might miss…

Wrong Conversation

During a visit to the ladies' room, my friend Addy heard the woman in the next stall suddenly ask…

Wrong Date

One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with…

A Bell of Time

A friend of mine, a professional organist, was asked to play for a wedding. Unfamiliar with the…

Accepting Money

The phone rings at the synagogue office. "Hello, is this Rabbi Schwartz?" The caller…

Achy Bones

My friend John came into French class one Monday with a pillow that he placed on his seat. Over the…

Added to the Paper

As part of his talk at a banquet, our minister told some jokes and a few funny stories. Since he…