Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Type of Cow

A livestock truck overturned in my town, and the accident made the local news. The young reporter…

Unable to Drive

After booking my 90-year-old mother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go…

Unwanted Return

Noted at the bottom of a receipt for funeral arrangements: "Thank you. Please come…

VCR Skills

While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than (>) and a…

Waste

Thanks to my daughter, I have become thoroughly sensitized to environmental issues. Recently I…

Wishful Thinking

My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than…

Wrapping Your Own Gift

On the afternoon of Administrative Professionals Day, my co-worker and I finally found the time to…

Wrong Kids

One night about 10 p.m., I answered the phone and heard, "Dad, we want to stay out late. Is…

Wrong Message

A teller at the bank where I work noticed that a drive-in customer was writing something on one of…

Young Hairstyle

I was having lunch with my daughter Rachel, who's three, at our local mall and was feeling…