Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Small Dog

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

Smart Student

One day, the president of the company came upon a young man who was expertly counting out a large…

Sounding it Out

A man called the phone company to complain about his listing in the directory. "I told you…

Speaking Slowly

Hoss drove over to the next county to buy a new bull for the farm. It cost more than expected, and…

Studying a Different Drama

What do you call a rap star who has studied classical music? Yo Yo Ma Ma.   

Surprising Phone Call

Working as a telemarketer for MCI Communications, I made a call to a Minnesota home one evening…

Taking Your Money

Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, they…

Technology Problems

Bill Gates and the president of General Motors were having lunch. Gates boasted of the innovations…

Tell-All Sign

Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and…

The Salesman

What do you call a Far Eastern monk who sells reincarnations? A used karma dealer.