Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Exercise Route

My husband bought an exercise machine to help him shed a few pounds. He set it up in the basement…

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Fake Teeth

The orthodontist and his assistants were removing my ten-year-old son's dental appliance. Because…

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Falling Objects

When I was an infantry platoon commander, my Marines trained regularly for nighttime reconnaissance…

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Fast Food Buddies

My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on…

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Fat Chance

Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus. One…

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Fat Jump

Although I was only a few pounds overweight, my wife was harping on me to diet. One evening we took…

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Fatten Up

My daughter couldn't muster the willpower to lose unwanted pounds. One day, watching a svelte…

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Flabby Compliment

One evening I was commenting on my bad exercise habits and tight clothes. Whenever I criticize…

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Flu Symptoms

At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were named Miss Paine and Mrs…

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Following the Routine

Customer-service reps repeat the same tired phrases so often that we can do the job in our sleep…