Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Food Before Safety

The new phone book arrived with a handy blank emergency-number form attached to the front page. I…

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Food Over Fitness

During my uncle's physical exam, his doctor mentioned that he was slightly overweight. "Do you…

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Foreign Object

Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the…

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From Two Different Worlds

In Nevada, my husband and I attended the wedding of a man and woman of different faiths. A…

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Genius

As a dental hygienist, I had a family come in one day for cleanings. By the time I was ready for…

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Gift Registry

Bob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a…

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Giving Up

After joining the Navy, my husband underwent a physical. During the exam, it was discovered that…

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Good Behavior

Notice seen on the bulletin board of a Florida air base: "The following enlisted men will pick…

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Good Doctor

Suffering with a herniated disk in his back, my husband told his cousin that a well-respected…

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Gritty Chocolate

As a dentist, I recently tried out a new chocolate-flavored pumice paste on my patients. No one…