Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Just as Guilty

Rushing to a bridge tournament, I was pulled over for going 43 in a 35 m.p.h. zone. "What'll I…

Just Say No

Recently engaged, my brother-in-law Jeff brought his fiancée home to meet the family. When…

Knocked Out

I was about to leave the house on an errand, and my husband was getting ready for a dental…

Labor Words

Seen on a car parked outside a gynecologist’s office: “PUUUSH.”   

Labor Work

Carol was pregnant with her first child, and her husband was about to leave on a two-week business…

Large Amount of Money

For years my sister's husband tried unsuccessfully to persuade her to get a hearing aid. "How…

Large Servings

Needing to shed a few pounds, my husband and I went on a diet that had specific recipes for each…

Last One Out

For our 20th anniversary my husband and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we went snorkeling. After an…


I was lying on my couch, burning up with a fever, when my husband said I should go to bed. At three…

Light Workout

When my wife called a friend on our touch-tone phone, the line was busy. She tried several more…