Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Falling Into Water

The Presbyterians were convening in Scotland. After a couple of days of sitting on hard pews, a…

False Advertising

A computer salesman dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells the salesman that…

Familiar Faces

Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as…

Fast Drivers

A state trooper pulled us over for speeding on a deserted road in southern Utah. The road was…

Faulty Safe

On a billboard ad for a safe company:"If your stuff is stolen, it's not our vault."

First in Line

An attorney I know once drafted wills for an elderly husband and wife who had been somewhat…

Flexing

Our pastor was teaching Proverbs 16:24: "Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the…

Forced Into It

We accompanied our son and his fiancée when they met with her priest to sign some…

Forgetful

A young parish minister about to deliver his first sermon asked a retired cleric for advice on how…

Frustrated Words

My friend and I delivered a large refrigerator to the local priest's home. With difficulty we had…