Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Personal Storage

In December at our church, we collect frozen turkeys from generous parishioners, and I drive the…

Pucker Up

Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with…

Put Together

Jake, Johnny, and Billy died and went to heaven. "Welcome," St. Peter said. "You'll…

Reading the Signs

A motorist was driving in the country when he came upon a priest and a rabbi standing on the…

Refusing a Bet

I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on…

Running Away

Moses was walking down the street when he bumped into George W. Bush. "Hello," Bush said…

Saying Grace

Walking through the forest, an atheist hears a rustling in the bushes. Turning, he sees a massive…

Seating Sections

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their…

Sharing Things

The newly appointed priest was being briefed by the housekeeper on problems in the rectory that…

Shoeless

Shortly after my husband passed away, one of my daughter's Jewish friends approached her with a…