Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Running Away

Moses was walking down the street when he bumped into George W. Bush. "Hello," Bush said…

Saying Grace

Walking through the forest, an atheist hears a rustling in the bushes. Turning, he sees a massive…

Seating Sections

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their…

Sharing Things

The newly appointed priest was being briefed by the housekeeper on problems in the rectory that…

Shoeless

Shortly after my husband passed away, one of my daughter's Jewish friends approached her with a…

Showing a Different Side

A human-resources director found herself at the Pearly Gates. "We've never had a…

Showing up Late

My first pastoral ministry was as an assistant pastor to youth at a large church in the…

Slow and Steady

There were only two people in line ahead of me at the electronics store, yet the wait was dragging…

Smart Bird

My high-school basketball team was scheduled to play in the district tournament, and when we got…

Someone Special

A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and…