Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Halloween Costume

My six-year-old son was excited about his Halloween costume. "I'm going to be the Pope,"…

Hard to Pass

A man is pulled over by a police officer for a broken headlight. The cop looks in the car and sees…

Healthy Feeding

An elderly couple, admitted by St. Peter through the Pearly Gates, found conditions there just…

Honesty is the Best Policy

For the past year or so, my husband has helped count the collection money after church. One Sunday…

Hot Water

Do you know how to make holy water? You take some regular water and you boil the hell out of it…

In Hiding

A distinguished minister and two elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that…

Independence

Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and…

Keeping Secrets

Doug was leaving church after Christmas services when Father McCarthy took him aside…

Lie Test

Sign in an Atlanta police station: "In God we trust—others we polygraph."

Light Reading

Most of my English literature classmates thought reading Melville's Billy Budd would be an easy…