Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Tell-All Sign

Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and…

The Salesman

What do you call a Far Eastern monk who sells reincarnations? A used karma dealer.   

Traveling Tie

Overheard: "Yesterday I got my tie stuck in the fax machine. Next thing I knew, I was in Los…

Understanding the Terminology

Sitting in the first row of coach class during a lengthy flight, my wife and I were able to hear a…

Unwanted Call

Telephone solicitors are one of my father's pet peeves. He is especially annoyed by those who offer…

White Lie

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother…

Wrong Announcement

I work at a department store where every night at closing time one of our customer-service…

Wrong Connector

The fur began to fly when my fellow airplane passengers learned there was a chance they might miss…

Wrong Conversation

During a visit to the ladies' room, my friend Addy heard the woman in the next stall suddenly ask…

Wrong Date

One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with…