Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Reading the Obvious

Safety is job one in the Air Force. Overstating the obvious is job two, as I discovered when…

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Reeled In

A friend of mine was working as a nurse in a West Australian coastal town when a tourist came into…

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Regular Feeding

When my daughter and I caught only one perch on our fishing trip—not enough for even a modest…

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Rooting for the Other Team

About to have a blood test, I nervously waited while the nurse tightened a tourniquet around my…

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Rounding Up

My sister decided to go on a diet, and that first evening she phoned me. I could tell her mouth was…

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Running Days

A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor…

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Same Patient

After I warned the nurse taking blood that it would be very hard to find a vein on me, she said…

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Season's Greetings

On the Friday before Christmas, a group of tuberculosis patients at the VA hospital in Springfield…

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Secret Information

While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in…

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Seeing People

One of our regular patients at the counseling center had complained of hearing voices. So the…