Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Seeing the Light

A client of our optometry business was jubilant after I replaced the scratched, dirty lenses in his…

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Separation

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for her and her husband…

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Setting up a Brigade

My brother and I arrived at boot camp together. On the first morning, our unit was dragged out of…

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Sharp Objects

Employed as a dental receptionist, I was on duty when an extremely nervous patient came for…

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Shopping Disaster

My mother and my wife—both nurses—were shopping together when a woman in a nearby…

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Sink or Swim

While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for my boat, I also purchased an inflatable…

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Smart Ones

One of my jobs in the Army is to give service members and their families tours of the demilitarized…

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Smelling the Cat

At the end of a visit to Amsterdam, a friend borrowed an old suitcase from his hosts to carry home…

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Smile For the Camera

When my husband visited our son, Michael, at boot camp, he found him marching smartly with his…

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Surgery at the Game

On a Saturday afternoon when football fever was running high in South Bend, Indiana, a Notre Dame…