Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

No Lawsuits

Sidewalks were treacherous after a heavy snowstorm blanketed the University of Idaho campus…

Not so Good Looking

Two priests died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Our computer's…

Occupied

My wife and I arrived late to a crowded religious convention where there was standing room only. We…

One for Every Room

One Sunday our priest announced he was passing out miniature crosses made of palm leaves. "Put…

Path to a Great Car

My husband and sons and I had stopped to take in a spectacular sunset and were on our way back to…

Paying For It

When a friend received a traffic ticket, he promptly sent the policeman an orchid. Asked why, he…

Perfect Answer

You are driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and see three people waiting…

Personal Storage

In December at our church, we collect frozen turkeys from generous parishioners, and I drive the…

Pucker Up

Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with…

Put Together

Jake, Johnny, and Billy died and went to heaven. "Welcome," St. Peter said. "You'll…