Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Repercussions

While I was serving as a juror, I chanced to share the elevator one morning with a visiting judge…

Squealing Evidence

Phil was driving down a country road late one night when he felt a big thud. He got out of the car…

A Walk in the Woods

One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my newborn daughter, chatting to her about the scenery…

Bad Job

As a judge, I was sentencing criminal defendants when I saw a vaguely familiar face. I reviewed his…

Bartender

One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside check for…

Better Job

After practicing law for several months, I was talking with my brother, John, a doctor. "My…

Birthday Surprise

My husband and I were on our way home when he was pulled over for speeding. As the patrolman…

Blabber Mouth

Driving on the Long Island Expressway in the High Occupancy Vehicle lane, a friend noticed a police…

Changing Species

A hypnotist was visiting the aquarium during feeding time. "You know," the hypnotist said…

Clever Names

“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year-old…