Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Thinking Workouts

There is a woman at my health club who always begins her workout with sit-ups and leg-lifts. One…

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Third Times a Charm

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she…

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Throwing Your Money Away

Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their backyard. The wife…

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Til' Death Do Us Part

Soon after we were married, my husband, Paul, stopped wearing his wedding band."Why don't you…

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Time Confusion

My wife, Dolores, never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the…

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Tough Dentist

A Navy dentist’s license plate:“TOP GUM.”

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Traveling Answering Machine

In good weather, my friend Mark always let his yellow-naped Amazon parrot, Nicky, sit on the…

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Traveling Birds

In the Moreno Valley (Calif.) Recycler: "Homing pigeons free to good home. Must live far, far…

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True Colors

As I was stepping into the shower after an afternoon of yard work, my wife walked into the…

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Unable to Drink

A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, buddy. I can’t serve…