Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Better Job

After practicing law for several months, I was talking with my brother, John, a doctor. "My…

Birthday Surprise

My husband and I were on our way home when he was pulled over for speeding. As the patrolman…

Blabber Mouth

Driving on the Long Island Expressway in the High Occupancy Vehicle lane, a friend noticed a police…

Changing Species

A hypnotist was visiting the aquarium during feeding time. "You know," the hypnotist said…

Clever Names

“Nice dog. What’s its name?” I asked my friend’s 10-year-old…

Colorblind

Driving across the country, my husband and I were admiring one beautiful old Southern town while…

Confused

A state trooper heard this plea on his radio: "Does anyone know where I'm at? I'm all screwed…

Conspiracy Theory

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district-court judge found the perfect green tie to…

Convict

It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police…

Covering the Bird

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed…