Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Taking the First Step

A man walks into a church one day and kneels down to pray. "Lord," he says, "I've…

Tell-All Sign

At church recently, I stopped to study an announcement promoting the youth choir's sandwich sale…

The Right Answer

During his children's sermon, our assistant pastor asked the kids, "What is gray, has a bushy…

The Show Will go On

My co-worker and I were making a sales call to a rural Baptist church. We gave our presentation to…

To go Either Way

The ordination of women as Episcopal ministers occasionally presents awkward situations as to what…

Too Close

While discussing the plight of driver's-license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director…

Too Many Kids

Desperate for a child, a couple asked their priest to pray for them. "I'm going on sabbatical…

Too Much Money

My husband, an attorney, is frequently consulted by clients who, after learning what the cost of…

Unanswered Prayers

During birth-preparation class we were learning relaxation techniques, and the instructor asked us…

Underwater

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?…Dam!