Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Colorblind

Driving across the country, my husband and I were admiring one beautiful old Southern town while…

Confused

A state trooper heard this plea on his radio: "Does anyone know where I'm at? I'm all screwed…

Conspiracy Theory

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district-court judge found the perfect green tie to…

Convict

It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police…

Covering the Bird

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed…

Criminal Charges

We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our…

Dinner Time

My brother adopted a snake named Slinky, whose most disagreeable trait was eating live mice. Once I…

Dog Helper

Any time the alarm goes off after-hours at the municipal office where I work, the security company…

Double Trouble

It had been a nerve-racking experience for my attorney husband. He was working with the FBI on a…

Emergency Phone Call

Not long ago, I arrested a man for public drunkenness. When I brought him to the stationhouse, the…