Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Endangered Species

Lost in the woods, a hiker spends two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald…

Feeding Time

An adorable little girl walked into my pet shop and asked, “Excuse me, do you have any…

Fish Emergency

My friend’s husband, Ray, is a state trooper and enjoys sharing the excuses people use when…

Food Caller

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked “Electronic cat and dog…

Foul Mouth Bird

Dave's parrot was always using bad language, so he asked the vet how he could stop it. "Every…

Getting Rid of Something

The lawyer I work for specializes in divorce cases, so I was a little surprised to get a call from…

Giving Away Tickets

When I was a rookie police officer, I was flustered by citizens who got upset if I gave them a…

Golf Talk

While driving home from the golf course, my mother-in-law got a traffic ticket for making a left…

Good Dog

A French poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and…

Grammar Lesson

Driving my car one afternoon, I rolled through a stop sign. I was pulled over by a police officer…