Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Uninvited

Two convicts are working on a chain gang. "I heard the warden's daughter up and married a guy…

Up and Down

Today in the markets, helium was up; feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Elevators rose…

Very Impatient

I was working as a phone-order representative for a textbook publisher. One very busy day, many…

Visitation Rights

My law partner was presenting a no-fault divorce case to an Ohio domestic-relations court. The…

Waiting for the Fine

The judge had not yet put in an appearance in the San Diego traffic court. When the bailiff entered…

Well Behaved

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped their…

Well Known

Fellow employees at the international company where I work know I'm a notary public and have me…

What Would He Pay?

While waiting in line to check out at a Christian bookstore, a man in front of me asked the clerk…

Work Material

While I was driving through a seedy area of San Diego, I noticed that sandwiched between a strip…

Writing Back

A female attorney in a law office found a typewriter on her desk with this note: "We are short of…