Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Hungry for Money

My cousin was behind the bakery's cash register one morning when a gunman burst in and demanded all…

Hungry Officer

On our way to Arizona, we had to stop at the state border for an agricultural inspection. We had…

Late Night Eaters

Sounds of crashing and banging in the middle of the night sent me and my husband out to our garage…

Leaving Evidence

I'm a state trooper in Alaska, and I've been called to investigate many cases of moose poaching…

Liar Liar

As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was sitting in a courtroom, answering…

Losing the Game

Driving home dejected from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, after a Mississippi-Louisiana State college…

Love Days

Enclosed with the heartworm pills my friend received from a veterinarian was a sheet of red heart…

Medicine Time

The vet prescribed daily tablets for our geriatric cat, Tigger, and after several battles my…

Mislead Motorcyclist

When Fred Phillips, retired public-safety director and police chief of Johnson City, Tennessee, was…

Money Saver

Each morning at 5:30, I take my Lhasa Apso, Maxwell, for a walk. He has the bad habit of picking up…