Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Losing the Game

Driving home dejected from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, after a Mississippi-Louisiana State college…

Love Days

Enclosed with the heartworm pills my friend received from a veterinarian was a sheet of red heart…

Medicine Time

The vet prescribed daily tablets for our geriatric cat, Tigger, and after several battles my…

Mislead Motorcyclist

When Fred Phillips, retired public-safety director and police chief of Johnson City, Tennessee, was…

Money Saver

Each morning at 5:30, I take my Lhasa Apso, Maxwell, for a walk. He has the bad habit of picking up…

Not so Humble

I was once a legal secretary to a young law clerk who passed the bar exam on his third try. This…

Older Looking

Our community still has teenage curfew laws. One night I was listening to my scanner when the…

Opera Singer

Our cat, Figaro, comes home between 10 or 11 at night to eat. If he's late, I turn on the carport…

Organzied Culprits

In the news the other day, a tractor-trailer loaded with brand-new file folders was hijacked. Later…

Penniless

I requested identification from a department-store customer who had just written a personal check…