Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Convict

It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police…

Covering the Bird

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed…

Criminal Charges

We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our…

Dinner Time

My brother adopted a snake named Slinky, whose most disagreeable trait was eating live mice. Once I…

Dog Helper

Any time the alarm goes off after-hours at the municipal office where I work, the security company…

Double Trouble

It had been a nerve-racking experience for my attorney husband. He was working with the FBI on a…

Emergency Phone Call

Not long ago, I arrested a man for public drunkenness. When I brought him to the stationhouse, the…

Endangered Species

Lost in the woods, a hiker spends two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald…

Feeding Time

An adorable little girl walked into my pet shop and asked, “Excuse me, do you have any…

Fish Emergency

My friend’s husband, Ray, is a state trooper and enjoys sharing the excuses people use when…