Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Dark Shadow

My mother, a meticulous housekeeper, often lectured my father about tracking dirt into the house…

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Decoding Not Necessary

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs…

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Denied

My wife received a credit-card application in the mail that she had not requested. She didn't want…

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Diet Flaws

My three sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest…

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Embarassing Surprise

One evening my former boss was getting out of the shower when his wife called, asking him to turn…

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Emotionally Painful

My husband was bending over to tie my three-year-old's shoes. That's when I noticed my son, Ben…

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Excuse to Shop

One day I noticed that my sister wasn't wearing a watch. When I asked her about it, she replied…

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Expensive Love

My husband, Mike, and I had several stressful months of financial difficulties. So one evening I…

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Expensive Present

My husband is a big Atlanta Braves fan. When I saw an ad on television for a baseball autographed…

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Eyeglass Tips

Jim, my 40-something husband, was playing basketball with friends his age. "Pretty soon,"…