Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

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Facts of Life

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he thought that he'd be around for his…

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Family Confusion

When I arrived at school for my daughter's parent-teacher conference, the teacher seemed a bit…

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Fast Food Relative

For years I had been telling my friend Pete that he ate too much fast food, but he always denied…

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Fat Chance

Having fought the battle of the bulge most of my life, I found the battle getting even harder as I…

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Fat Plate

To celebrate his 40th birthday, my boss, who is battling middle-age spread, bought a new…

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Favorite Shirt

The family was viewing old slides and one flashed on the screen that caught everyone's attention…

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Final Minutes

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told…

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Fire Starter

For a late snack, my sisters and I stopped at a diner. Walking in, we smelled cooking gas. When the…

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Flattering Tip

I was with my husband at a baseball game in Boston's Fenway Park when I decided to go get myself a…

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Football Talk

My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just…