Funny Jokes

Looking for funny jokes? Settle in: You're in the right place. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes to hilarious one-liners and clever riddles, we've got the jokes guaranteed to bring on serious laughs.

Self-Poison

Snake 1: Are we poisonous? Snake 2: I don’t know. Why? Snake 1: I just bit my lip…

Sent Again

Our friend, a lawyer, was defending a man accused of sending obscene literature through the mail…

Sleeping Position

As I was walking through a variety store, I stopped at the pet department to look at some…

Status Objects

Dad's pager beeped, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward…

Stealing Gardener

Having been a store detective for five years, I should be surprised at nothing. Occasionally…

Store Madness

As a policeman, I occasionally work off-duty as a security officer in stores. I was handling crowd…

Surprised

In honor of my brother's retirement from the police force, my sister-in-law decided to throw a…

Tattle-Tale

My sister felt she was well prepared for her in-depth interview with several members of the…

Terrible Musician

As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several…

Tough Officer

Having successfully passed all the written exams and physical requirements to join the Royal…